How To choose your women according to the Zodiac

How to Date An Aries Female

If you are dating an Aries female, take  her out to the shooting range.Bring an extra gun for her to shoot with you.  (She is capable of shooting at you, if you rile her anger.)  Wear tight jeans, a red shirt and look manly.  Pick her up on your Harley Davidson , but remind her you have a private race car collection.   Be Macho!  Do not talk about old girlfriends!  Aries females must be the only "one".  Cooking  isn't her goal in life, but adventure will get her attention! Don't be a pushover, she'll lose interest, and look for another challenge.  Tell her she is really cool, and the most fun and exciting woman you were ever with. (This will probably not be a lie.) She values honesty, don't fabricate! Be careful though, if this Aries female really likes you,she'll chase you until she can propose to you. Aries females means business and are not recommended for timid men!

How to Date A Taurus Female

If you are dating a Taurus female, take her to an expensive  steak house, rub on your soft musk, wear your corporate suit, and arrive in your four-door sedan. If it is paid for, you may drop that subtlety in your conversation during dinner. Taurus females prefer tender hugs and quiet candlelight dinners at home, prepared by you. She'll return the love by cooking for you at her home. When mentioning the house you would like to build, make sure you tell her about the large wooded lot with room for kids and dogs. If you are serious about her, let her know that it wouldn't be complete without a woman's touch. She will interpret your comment and hint about a cute little 20 carat diamond she spotted at the mall. Taurus females are warm and loving! (Unless you make her mad or jealous. Don't tell her you spent your rent money to buy drugs.) Taurus Females are security minded, and will stick by you!

How To Date A Gemini Female

If you are dating a Gemini female, arrive on your mountain bike built for two.  Ask her if she would like to ride over to the bar, and shoot a game of pool, because a lot of your buddies hang out there and they are fun! If that doesn't work, then suggest skating, a coffee house, or hanging out at the bookstore.  Wear casual clothes and be prepared to talk a lot. Talk about the fascinating people you know, the intellectual types preferably. Tell her about the book you are going to write.  Have some original thoughts and be inventive. Creativity ranks high on your Gemini females list.  You'll never know what she is thinking. She is full of surprises. You can take her to the neighborhood dive bar, or to the Governor's Ball. She won't embarrass you.  You can find out what she really thinks of you by locating her journal, where all her secrets are kept. Gemini females are not tidy, so it should be lying around in plain sight. There's lots of time before an engagement ring is necessary.  Gemini females have to fall in love with your brain first!

How To Date A Cancer Female

If you are dating a Cancer female, dine out for pizza, and afterwards take her to Baskin Robbins. Be sure to call her mother and check on the kids. She'll think you are really a nice guy. Dress casual, and drive a suburban, or mini-van. It's ok,  if you got the kids from your last divorce, that won't stop her from dating you. Offer to barbecue at her house and compliment her cooking. (That way you get to come back for more.) Bring the family with you, Cancer females can take it. Cancer females are very sensitive about everything near and dear to them.Never say bad things about her family members--ever! They do possess humor. Pay attention to all her handmade quilts and home crafts.Cancer women are great homemakers. Let her know you like women with a "little meat" on their bones.(They taste everything they cook...yummy!) If you are not marriage minded, don't play games with Cancer women.

How to Date a Leo Female

If you are dating a Leo female, take her to the movies, a concert, a broadway show, a plush restaurant.  Getting the picture? She wants to be seen out with you. If  men notice her, she will love that. If you don't act a little jealous, she will try harder to make you so.  She thinks jealousy is a compliment.  Bring her flowers, wear your gold chains, and wear something that shows off those muscles you worked so hard to get. That will excite her.  Don't forget to splash on your Giorgio cologne. Tell her how much you love redheads, and ask her if all that gorgeous hair is hers? (If she isn't a redhead,then switch to blondes, or dark hair, but don't forget this.) Compliment her constantly, and drive something sporty to show her off.  A convertible would be nice. Leo gals will get you noticed! When she disappears on your dates, she is merely primping in the ladies room.  Be willing to fight for your Leo female, but don't take any crap from her.  She can start fights over nothing.Be prepared.  You had better love her cats too! She doesn't care if you are well read or educated, but do be suave, polished and act like you know what you are doing. She will marry you, but be prepared  to take care of her sexually, financially, and emotionally.  Leo females are a handful, and remember, she can always get another man, so treat her right.

How To Date A Virgo Female

If you are dating a Virgo female, be on time when you arrive in your Mercedes to take her out for health food.  Borrow the car if you have to. Do not pick her up in your unwashed car, with the baby car carrier. She isn't interested in ready made families.  Wear the latest in fashion, and above all, have a manicure. Virgo females notice everything!  Have a degree, be a professional, know everyone who is anyone.  Exude confidence. Stay away from the bar where you were 86'd! Do not have other girlfriends.Virgo females are shy and sometimes aloof.  That does not mean they don't like you.It takes several dates for them to decide if they want you. They are neat freaks, and don't want to pick up after you.  Be toilet trained!  If you tell her you are going to do something at 6 pm, then do it. Virgo females can drop you for little things like that. Don't quit trying, if you care about her.They only love a handful of men, and you won't have any competition.Just be real! Quality is important to female Virgos.Virgo females are usually career minded, but they will marry.

How to Date A Libra Female

If you are dating a  Libra female, take her to a wine tasting, the theatre, your Cousin's wedding, anyplace sociable.She likes elegance and beauty. Dress in your Sunday best.  Bring her flowers, cards and special little feminine gifts.She'll be thoughtful too. Although Libra women are the ultimate in fashion and femininity, they are big flirts.  However, underneath it all, they really want to be married to one darling man, who will romance them eternally. Flirt back with her, she loves little games.  You can fall in love anytime you want to with her.  Your car isn't as important, as how you treat her. Gently please,no conflict!  Your Libra female probably won't have children, but she will have her fluffy lap dog, everywhere you go. She isn't the type to cheat on you, unless you forget about romance. Your occupation isn't that important. Be sure to earn enough money to support her frequent shopping trips to the mall. She loves to decorate, so step back at home. You can do the outside domestic duties.  You get to wash the car and mow the lawn. When you propose to her, present her with your poetic love vows, and promise to hire a maid for her. Libra females love to be married!

How To Date A Scorpio Female

If  you are dating a Scorpio female, be careful!  Show up wearing black clothes that fit you well. Arrive in your black car with the dark tinted windows.She likes the dark places, so take her to the bars, a casino would be fab!  Don't tell her about the drugs you are on, she won't tell you about  hers either.There needs to be caution exercised here, because Scorpios are one of two extremes. One the saint, the other the sinner. The first type of Scorpio is very religious, and does not smoke, drink, or do drugs.If you are on a blind date, you will know which version you are dating.Neither type is hung up on what you wear, but more how you wear it.Have sex appeal.  Be interested in occult matters, be deep.She won't offer you much information about herself, you will have to guess. Scorpio females will pry your whole life story out of you. To keep her interested, be hard to get.  You won't know if you are pleasing her, or where you stand.A fatal mistake is to anger a Scorpio female. Scorpio women will get you!  She has a passionate nature and can have more than one love interest.They are not usually domestic, nor want to be involved with parenthood. She will put all of her intense energy into either partying or getting to the top. Female Scorpios are "all or nothing", even when it comes to marriage.

How To Date A Sagittarius Female

If you are dating a Sagittarius Female, be ready willing and able to go anywhere.  She loves sports and to travel.A perfect date would be an overnight excursion to Mount Olympus, and skiing down the slopes for breakfast.Pick her up in your jeep, or pickup truck, she won't mind your dog either. Dress casual, and be able to tell her about an Indian Shaman you know, who invited you to a tribal ceremony.  She'll want to go with you. Don't do the same things twice in a row.She won't care who you are dating, because she has plenty of men friends. Sagittarius women can be ready for a date on a moments notice.  She'll be great at men's activities, like softball, and eating the worm from a Tequila bottle. She will have been everywhere, but darn, Sagittarius females are fun to be around. You can win her heart with variety in your lovemaking.  She isn't the type to spend time in the kitchen or babysitting.  Show her you want to be a companion in all of her zany schemes. When she falls for you, she will ask you  to do things with her.  Marriage is not on her mind, but she would marry you, if she felt you were compatible enough. Sagittarius women love their freedom!

How To Date A Capricorn Female

If you are dating a Capricorn female, take her to dinner at the best restaurant in town, arrive in a limousine with flowers.  Dress in your designer clothes, and be impeccable.  Pinstripes and subtle scents arouse her.Be successful at whatever you are undertaking. Let her know about it. It's ok, to tell her you made two million last year.Don't be cheap. Tell her you have been saving yourself for the right woman, and that you have been working your buns off , to build your empire. Tell her you need someone to share this big business burden with, and that your thoughts are about expanding your business.  Hint that a woman, would be perfect as a manager in your new expansion. She will be so intrigued, that she will offer you sound business suggestions. She is SMART! Capricorn females won't compete with you, they'll help climb the ladder. Don't forget about her.  She loves expensive presents with thought behind them.Her little "black book" is filled with business apointments, not telephone numbers.  Capricorn women are almost always successful in whatever they undertake.They don't take enough time to eat, so take her to lunch, dinner and your next corporate meeting.  Business thrills them. She may seem cold emotionally, but don't be fooled. She has those sexual infernos,looking for a release! She does not trust men entirely, so don't give her the bums rush, or you will be part of the homeless.She would be a great wife to a success oriented  man.  She can entertain your clients, and friends. Capricorn females, can be boss in marriage too. Be prepared to be hen-pecked, if you are thinking marriage!

How To Date An Aquarius Female

If you are dating an Aquarius female, arrive in your restored classic.Wear a funky hat and clothes that shouldn't go together, but somehow do. Take her to an out of the way coffee house, featuring jazz. Feel free to discuss anything and everything.  She is an intelligent listener, and will have some bizarre insight of her own. You'll never truly understand her, so bring a tape recorder for instant replay to sort it out later. Aquarius women are unusual, not necessarily hippies, but aware of the entire globe. She won't be ready to jump in the sack on the first date, she has to get to know you. Be fascinating, tell her that you are going to Spain to run with the bulls.Explain your philosophy on combining chemicals to combat radiation.  Tell her about your thesis which was published in the "International Who Dunnit Magazine".  Don't tell her you are in love with her too soon.  You will know when she has taken a strong liking to you. That is when your Aquarius female will invite you to her abode. Then you will see the real Aquarius female.There will be many unusual pictures, and books.There is a story connected to all of her belongings. When your Aquarius female commits to you, she will not necessarily be ready for marriage. That is just her way of saying she likes you. You must have like minds,or there will be no future Mrs. Anybody!

How To Date A Pisces Female

If you are dating a Pisces female, take her to a psychic far, art gallery, or out for cocktails. Don't take her to the animal shelter, or you will have a new pet.  You can wear anything you like, and you get to make all the decisions.  She prefers men with a passion about something, just believe in it. Music is one of  her favorites and dancing is definitely a must. If you can't dance, take lessons. Pisces females don't care if you are good looking, just have a heart. A sense of humor is an asset, she has one too.  She has no confidence in herself, so support her in her dreams. She falls in love easily. Don't promise her a rose garden, if you don't mean it. When you go to the movies, take tissues. It does not matter what the movie is about, she will inevitable cry, when something touches her. Pisces females love everyone, even if they treated her badly. She hates to see pain, but can drown in her own.  Cheer her up, be a positive kind of guy, and be romantic.  Encourage her to not live in your shadow, but to have her own life.  Yes, your Pisces woman will marry you. Pisces females have a hard time saying "No"!